[Alright, so that caught him off guard and surprised and color his slightly pinker because he didn't... expect that at all. But he had to give the man some respect points for the element of surprise]

Sounds... painful. The accident, not the spa-- oh.

[He did that semi-on purpose. But then he spotted the toaster and oh, his options for culinary prep just went up exponentially]

Sharing the blame is caring, anyway. So, now that we're not being shot at or ferrying you back and forth from the front line-- what's your story? And since we're going to be working together I'd like to at least be in on some secrets. If there are any.