[Lucky for Bucky, Eugene's humor is anything but normal]

Let's just make sure no one loses any fingers or limbs, you know my luck with that.

Also, I'm sure we could arrange something with Tasha... on account of she'd probably encourage some sort of training in self defense.

Alright, so am I shaving you or you shaving me? Best way to learn is through demonstration, am I right?

[He took up the razor and took a look at his reflection, speculating he was in need of a shave, and that Bucky wasn't...]

Or d'you prefer to stand aside and give tips?